Hello? Bleeeeeaaaaargh.

Filed under: family,funny,symptoms,tmi — by Lex on April 5th, 2006 @ 7:37 pm

Yesterday, Lauren decided to call her mom in the morning before she (Lauren) had even stepped into the shower.

She grabs her cell phone, presses the speed dial, and the phone starts to place the call. Lauren begins to gag violently and rushes towards the bathroom.

She continues to hold the cell phone to her ear.

She dry-heaves over the toilet bowl. Her mom answers the phone call. “Hi,” Lauren says. “Bleaaaaargh,” Lauren tells the toilet bowl with another dry heave. “Hang on,” she calls into the phone, before dry “Bleaaaaargh”ing again.

“Hang up the phone, Lauren!” I suggest.

“I’m going to bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeah you back,” she dry-heaves into the phone.

She ended up not tossing her cookies at all, continuing her vomit-free pregnancy streak. I, meanwhile, died laughing.

2 Responses to “Hello? Bleeeeeaaaaargh.”

  1. Mommy aka Grammy Says:

    You LAUGHED?!?! How dare you laugh. You will be severely punished. Either Lauren or BabyPoohPie will barf all over you!

  2. Lex Says:

    To be clear, I wasn’t laughing at her nausea. I was laughing at her trying to maintain a phone conversation whilst suffering from the nausea. That, my friend, was comedy gold.