How to know when Anya Haley is next going to poop.

Filed under: funny,thoughts,tmi — by Lex on October 28th, 2006 @ 10:00 am

Want to know when Anya’s going to poop next? Change her dirty diaper. Within the next 30 seconds, she’ll poop.

Oh, you can try waiting extra time before you change the first poopy diaper. You can wait 10 more minutes, or an hour. But as soon as you change that diaper, she’ll poop again.

I wrote this song, to the tune of “Meet the Flintstones,” about the situation:

Anya
Anya Haley
She’s the baby sitting in my lap
When we
Change her diaper
That’s when she will take another crap

Why must
She be so predictable?
Does she
Just prefer her diaper full?

Anya
Anya Haley
She does love to move her bowels so
She just did now so
I have to end this song!

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