Try to laugh with me, not at me, okay?

Filed under: funny — by Lauren on December 2nd, 2008 @ 5:00 pm

This morning I was getting myself ready for my day, as usual. I didn’t realize I was stepping on our floor scale in the bathroom…at least, I didn’t realize it until I heard a loud crack! I looked down to discover that I had broken the display screen. I was so embarrassed. THEN, I went to get dressed and was about to pull on my only pair of weather-appropriate jeans that even comes close to fitting when I realized I had broken the draw string yesterday without even noticing. Luckily, I was able to fix them using the safety pin trick, but really, it was not fun to start my day feeling like a blimp. I’ve gained exactly the same amount of weight as I did with Anya – about 35 lbs – and I weigh 8 lbs LESS than I did with her by the end. Here’s to hoping I’ll get through the rest of the day without breaking any chairs or smothering any small children!

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