Conversations with Anya

Filed under: Anya,funny — by Lex on February 16th, 2009 @ 11:50 am

(She walks in holding toy pizza)
Anya: Daddy, do you want some pizza?
Lex: Yes! Mmm, this is delicious!
Anya: You want some more?
Lex: Yes! Do I really put in my mouth?
Anya: Nooooooooooo.
Lex: I just…
Anya: … pretend.
(She scans the room for more fake foods. She spots the reflex hammer from her doctor kit.)
Anya (cont’d): Do you want some hammer cheese?
Lex: Hahahaha, yes, I would love some hammer cheese.
(She spots the cone from her toy ice cream cone, and holds it like a cup.)
Anya: Do you want a drink, Daddy?
Lex: Yes, yes I do! I’m so thirsty. What is this?
(Forcing the pretend drink in my face.)
Anya: It’s yog– it’s… it’s… it’s… it’s… (HUGE GRIN) V8!

One Response to “Conversations with Anya”

  1. Helly Says:

    Hehehehe… gotta wash all that junk food down with something healthy! 😉