Anya the Master Chef
While I was making dinner this evening, the following little scene ensued:
Anya: (comes into kitchen holding a stack of play food) I made a sandwich!
Me: Wow! What kind of sandwich?
Anya: It’s a vegetable sandwich.
Me: Oh? What’s in it?
Anya: (examining her sandwich) Lettuce! And…pizza and bacon.
Me: Anything else?
Anya: Yes. A donut!

February 26th, 2009 at 12:48 am
How would Anya know about bacon? In a sandwich? But the donut part is the best nutrition, and certainly is an excellent vegetable.
February 26th, 2009 at 1:32 am
That’s what I was wondering… how’d a 2 year old kosher jew know about bacon.. :p (but it sure is yummy! bacon cheese burger anyone?) -sorry, that was prolly in bad taste… I apologize.
February 26th, 2009 at 3:29 am
Interesting sandwich, sounds…different. Maybe you all need to talk about vegetables again, she seems a little confused!
February 26th, 2009 at 8:24 am
Hahahaha.
Just like we’re allowed to wear pigskin shoes, Anya’s allowed to play with plastic bacon. Her gigantic food set has several strips.
Not to mention that we refer to vegetarian “dairy bacon” as “bacon.”
February 26th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
so cute!! sounds like something you’d see on this site: http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
February 27th, 2009 at 7:42 am
Eve, that’s gross!
February 27th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Yeah, but such a good gross you just want to look at how stupid/crazy/weird people are. Seriously, there are people out there who actually EAT those things!!
March 11th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
It reminds me of the Fat Cat trucks they have up at Rutgers. They throw everything you can think of into a sandwich. I never had one, but I used to hear about them all the time.