Identity Crisis

Filed under: funny,the day-to-day stuff — by Lauren on May 11th, 2009 @ 9:18 pm

Today after lunch, Anya told me she needed to go to the bathroom.  I got her set up and then went to change Sierra’s diaper.  I called out to Anya to see if she was finished, and she responded, “I’m not Anya.”

“Oh?”  I asked.  “Who are you then?”

“I’m Chloe.”

Chloe is a girl in her class at school.

“Well, Chloe,” I continued, “are YOU finished in there yet?”

She was not.  She kept the game up for quite a while, much to my amusement (well, not so much when she told me she wasn’t going to eat her cantaloupe because Chloe doesn’t like melon).  My favorite part was when I asked her what happened to my Anya, and after thinking a moment, she said, “She’s in Chloe!”

One Response to “Identity Crisis”

  1. Nickie Says:

    Oh no, sounds like a split personality to me. Anya is “in” Chloe? Classic personality disorder! *lol* If “Chloe” doesn’t want her cantaloupe I’ll take it, I love melon.