Baby Blog » funny http://baby.thefriedmans.net The story of our family Mon, 05 Dec 2011 11:43:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Unicorns http://baby.thefriedmans.net/2011/04/12/unicorns/ http://baby.thefriedmans.net/2011/04/12/unicorns/#comments Tue, 12 Apr 2011 19:44:51 +0000 Lauren http://baby.thefriedmans.net/?p=1453 According to Anya, these signs mean “watch out for unicorns.”

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]]> http://baby.thefriedmans.net/2011/04/09/bugs/feed/ 0 Sierra nurses her baby http://baby.thefriedmans.net/2011/04/02/sierra-nurses-her-baby/ http://baby.thefriedmans.net/2011/04/02/sierra-nurses-her-baby/#comments Sun, 03 Apr 2011 01:17:11 +0000 Lauren http://baby.thefriedmans.net/?p=1436

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Me: Who’s there?
Sierra: Joe Biden.
Me: Um, Joe Biden who?
Sierra: Joe Biden man! [dissolves into giggles]

I believe that is a two-year-old’s attempt at political humor.

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Me: I’m no longer on single-parent duty, ask Daddy.
Anya: Don’t say “duty”; that’s like poop.

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(This was toward the end of December)

]]> http://baby.thefriedmans.net/2011/01/07/1326/feed/ 0 Woof http://baby.thefriedmans.net/2010/10/03/woof/ http://baby.thefriedmans.net/2010/10/03/woof/#comments Sun, 03 Oct 2010 18:29:36 +0000 Lauren http://baby.thefriedmans.net/?p=1200 Sierra is lying on the floor on her back, panting. “I’m relaxing,” she tells me. “You’re relaxing?” I ask. “Yeah, I’m a dog,” she answers.

Where do they get this stuff?

]]> http://baby.thefriedmans.net/2010/10/03/woof/feed/ 0 Best line of the night http://baby.thefriedmans.net/2010/09/05/best-line-of-the-night/ http://baby.thefriedmans.net/2010/09/05/best-line-of-the-night/#comments Mon, 06 Sep 2010 00:47:54 +0000 Lauren http://baby.thefriedmans.net/?p=1189 We had a lovely BBQ at our friends’ house this evening.  Their little girl – one of Anya’s first friends – has a really neat digital camera that Anya very much enjoyed.  She was having a lot of fun taking pictures of the grownups, the kids, the furniture… However, my favorite moment was when she took a picture of Lex, turned to me with a big smile, and said, “Look!  I took a picture of Daddy’s crotch!”

]]> http://baby.thefriedmans.net/2010/09/05/best-line-of-the-night/feed/ 0 Recent Funnies from Anya http://baby.thefriedmans.net/2010/09/02/recent-funnies-from-anya/ http://baby.thefriedmans.net/2010/09/02/recent-funnies-from-anya/#comments Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:07:52 +0000 Lauren http://baby.thefriedmans.net/?p=1185 ~From this morning:  ”Maybe Grandma and Grandpa will start liking Graham crackers, because they both have “gram” in their names.”

~From yesterday morning:  ”Daddy! We’re BOTH bunnies! Take our picture, and put it on Facebook.”

~From a few weeks ago:  ”This is my baby brother standing on one leg.”

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